“Love is a dangerous thing. It makes you do irrational things like kill people or get married. But it allows you to be delusional. We think: I have a special skill that no one knows about but I have it and if you knew me well enough you'd know that my secret skill is amazing. And then you meet someone who says, you have a secret special skill and you go, I know, so do you. And they go I know.”
-Mike Birbiglia
Ok, so this quote is equal parts giggle worthy and cynical, which makes it right up my alley.
Have you ever heard the parable of the talents in the bible? In it, there is this master who is going out of town for a while, and he gives three of his workers some talents (which are in fact gold pieces). He gives different amounts to the workers according to their ability because he was a big Ayn Rand loving capitalist. One gets 5, One two and the last one one. When the master returns, he goes to the workers to find out how they did with his money. The first two doubled their talents, turning the 5 into 10 and the 2 into 4. He is naturally pleased and rewards them, calling them good and faithful servants. The last one on the other hand, scared of losing the talent and upsetting his boss, takes it and buries it in the ground for safekeeping. However when he returns with just the one talent, the master takes it away from and chides him for being weak and slothful.
Lest we anger our bosses, today we're going to talk about what you're doing with what you're working with.
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